BITR PEN

Good pupil: BITR PEN.

Diplomat: Peter Pan!

Good pupil: YEA, BITR PENnn

Diplomat: It’s Peter Pan! P as in Paris. Not B as in Birmingham!

Good pupil: I don’t understand!

Diplomat: Please, say B!

Good pupil: P!

Diplomat: B! Butter. Bu tter! Say Ba tter!!

Good pupil: Putter

Diplomat: Beeee!

Good pupil: Peeee

Diplomat: Bee bbbbb! Baby!

Good pupil: Diiii dd bibi!

Diplomat: Beb

Good pupil: Ded!

Diplomat: You’re improving! Well done!